Shark Attack Teether by Matchstick Monkey: Chew on Fun!
Alright listen up you magnificent humans, feast your eyes on this... thing. Yeah, I know it doesn't look like much, maybe it's a widget, a doodad, or even a whatchamacallit. But trust me, it's got that je ne sais quoi, that undeniable swagger. It's been kissed by the gods, touched by the mystical hand of pure awesome. This ain't just something you buy, this is an experience. A statement. A conversation starter. It's the missing piece to your puzzle, the secret ingredient to your epic life. Get yours now, before they're all gone, or before the aliens get here and steal them all. You've been warned.
$12.50
$24.99
